Veg walked in on me while I was getting dressed this morning and although I was covered with under garments at least..its still an awkward moment. I noticed he was looking at the top most portion of my body as he was talking... This is the point in a Mommy Moment where you have to think quick! Do you scream "GET OUT" like I wanted to do...
Nope, I stayed calm... collected... and continued getting dressed.... Until my sweet boy comes up, before I had a chance to say anything (they move quick those buggers), and he pokes the left lump...
And says "Mom, what did these look like while I was in your tummy"
(me thinking--------well lets see, they were huge, hard as rocks, pointed to the trees instead of the grass, and were quite happy.... shall I go on....-------
"Why do you ask?" was my real reply
And he says...
"Because if I was in your tummy and you had to feed me from those things, then they must have been inside out.. right"
<No they weren't inside out> (trying not to laugh at the visual he must have had in his head)
"Well then how did I get your milk"
<While inside my tummy, you got all your nutrition from the Umbilical cord, when you came out side of my tummy, then you drank my milk>
He ponders he thinks, he pokes one more time on his way out of the room to be sure they were still there and then says.....
"Oh I get it... The milk transported from those things down through your esophagus, past your intestines then dumped in to the umbilical cord then poured in to my belly button. Then when Daddy cut the cord, all the milk just went "Shwoop" back up in to your breasteses for me to drink"
He was satisfied with his conclusion and quickly left the bedroom.... Case closed! IN his mind he had solved the mystery. In my mind, I just wanted to finish getting dressed and leave the house!!!
Oh My!
Posted by: AÜ | January 30, 2009 at 12:45 PM
That is hilarious!!!! I love the things kids say...LOL!
Posted by: melissa | January 30, 2009 at 03:14 PM
Hahahaha! That is so funny. C feels the need to make sure she's the only one around here that gets to nurse. "Not N nurse, not M nurse, not Ginger nurse, just ME nurse!" :-)
Posted by: NB | January 30, 2009 at 08:42 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...Oh this was a coffee spurting out of the mouth moment.
Posted by: NEE NEE | January 31, 2009 at 09:07 AM
Atleast I just get pointed at(with clothes on) and asked "Did you feed me with those too when I was a baby?" "Yes, dear just not as long" Because you were a small moose.
Posted by: SML | January 31, 2009 at 05:12 PM