When a boy hollers for you to get in the bathroom because you won't BELIEVE how big his output was in the toilet. Honestly, I didn't need to see it.
When you have to apologize because your normally well behaved child threw a tied straw wrapper and it landed in another table's food.... Yeah, that was fun!
When you hear yourself saying "Wipe your mouth on the napkin instead of your shirt please"
When you have to say "No, its not time to wake up, its 5am"
When your at work without kids and still sing the ABC song while washing your hands.
When you catch yourself taking pictures of feet and hands.. Really, when in your life did you ever take a picture of a foot or a hand?
When you get all the way to work before realizing the Veggie Tales music is still playing in the cd player.
When you have to see the same movie more then once. (or 100 times)
When you can't leave a store without checking the toy isle, even if the kids aren't with you.
When the response to a wrong doing is "I don't know"
And most of all, you know your a parent when you can answer the same question 1000 times but the response is "WHY?"
Well, I'm a parent then! :) Except instead of the straw wrapper on the table, once when my won was about 4, he got mad (at the U.S. Open) and threw his used popsicle stick and it stuck to a lady's back in front of us). I always realize I've sung along to the kid cd for so long when I didn't have to.
Posted by: Jenny | December 06, 2009 at 09:13 AM
I could apply everything in this post to:
You Know When You Are a Wife.
Posted by: NEE NEE | December 06, 2009 at 05:37 PM
Don't you know it!
I LOVED THIS.
so true so true.
that and "poo poo goes in the POTTY"
never saw that coming!
xoxo
Posted by: Cindy | December 06, 2009 at 11:37 PM