Standing over the washing machine pulling the tag off of a stack of wash clothes and throwing them in the machine, I hear from Hubby "Did you buy new wash clothes?" <Um No, must have been sent from the Wash Cloth Fairy on her way to take towels to the new gym>
Lil'veg fell asleep tonight without going to the bathroom first. This means we will inevitably wake up to a mess tonight. But Hubby asks "did he go pee first" <no> "well you could have asked him to go?" <hmm? Now I didn't think of that, maybe I should have asked the wash cloth fairy to bring some pee pee dust with her> HELLO, of course I asked and begged and pleaded and bribed, but he didn't need to go!
this next one is long so bare with me:
I get a call from Hubby (already 15 minutes later then normal to be home) and he says, "I think I may be late tonight" <yeah> "I've got a flat tire" <and you just think you may be late?>.... Do you need us to come get you? "No, I remember how to do this" OK, so he gets in the house with a Donut Tire and says "I think I need to go get a new tire?" <um yeah that may be wise>..and he asks, "do you know the number to that tire place we went to last year?" <hold on a second, I'll go to the bathroom and see if I can pull it out my RUMP, of course I don't have the number memorized from a place that I've called once in my whole life> You may want to look in the phone book for it. "do you have the invoice, I could find the number that way?" <well considering it was last year, I would have to find it down in my files and it may be easier to look in the phone book> "Well do you know where it would be in the phone book" <try looking under T for Tires> 30 minutes later, after making him suffer long enough, I found him the freakin' number. He calls and YES they are open, so off he goes.....
Then I get this phone call "Its going to cost over $400, is that Ok?" <for ONE TIRE, no thats not OK> "Well, they don't have the kind of tire I need so instead of just replacing one, I have to get all 4" <Oy, did you check some other places to see if they had the tire you needed?> "The guy checked his other store" I mean other tire places "Well this was the one you gave me the number for" Well maybe you could check some other places first... "It's too late, they are already working on my car" <so why did you ask if it was OK?> then he says
"don't worry though, they were running a special.. By three get one free! So I think I got a good deal. Essentially the tire that I needed was free"
I will say again.... OY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(by the way, all the things in <> are just thoughts, I didn't really say all of them, so don't think I'm truly that bad)