Although I always cherish everything my Veg says, sometimes I remember more then others, and sometimes I just can't help but share them... This is one of those times... Here are a few conversations and near misses that happened today:
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"Mom can we stop at that place and get lemonade"
<They don't have lemonade at that one>
"Why, did they run out of lemons?"
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While in a public restroom this afternoon Veg had to do his #2 business and he says
"Mom, turn around and look at that picture on the wall because I need my privacy"
<OK>
"Mom, don't look, I don't want you seeing my privates, keep looking at that picture"
<I'm not looking>
"Look at all the silly people on that picture Mom"
<are you done yet?>
"Is that a lion in that picture?"
<are you done yet?>
"Hey Mom, look at that man in the picture he has a whiskers"
<are you done yet?>
"Ok, I'm done, but don't look because I need my privacy"
<Alright, I'm not looking>
"Mom, can you wipe my tush please?"
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Tonight while I was about to do MY" #2 business, Veg comes running in saying he HAS to go... (Do I get Privacy... nnoooooo) And since I'm the adult and have more control over my own business, I let him go first... and of course I turn around so he can have "his" privacy.
Then I hear this out of his mouth:
"Hey Mom, I made a little mess, but its not my fault?.. It got hard and I didn't know it"
(trying not to laugh and thankfully I had my head turned in case I was laughing, and then he says)
"Mom, why does it do that?"
(Oh boy, here we go!)
Realizing I needed to get back to my business, and wanted to take my shower... I decided to take the REAL Easy way out of this conversation and tell him to go ask his father that question. After all "He" would know a lot more then me on that subject!
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While practicing his golf swing in the yard today he says
"No body teach me, I want to do this all by myself"
<OK, you tell me if you need help>
"I don't need help I can do this all by myself"
<OK>
(2 seconds later) "Mom, Can you put the Tee in the ground and put the ball on the Tee for me please"
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"Mom, I want to be like B at school"
<But I think your great just the way you are>
"But B does it this way"
<And you do it your way, which is a perfect way for you. I think your great, and I love you all the way around the earth and back (making a circle with my arms)
"Thanks Mom, I love you this much (taking his finger and making 1/2 a curved line)"
<what is that with your finger>
"It's a moon thats not round yet"
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