(this one is for the women)
As I was getting ready this morning, I was all dressed except still had my night t-shirt on and Veg thought it was time for me to go (seeing my pants on). So I said "no" I still have to get on a shirt to wear to work. And then he says "Don't forget that thing that holds your, your, your...." and then he pulls up his shirt points to his and says.. "There like these but a whole lot bigger"
So I said "Your right, I have to put that on too" so then comes the questions:
"whats that called again?"
<A Bra>
"What does it do?"
<it holds everything in place>
"Well what happens if they fall out of place?"
***think, escape this conversation, quick****
< they would look funny I suppose>
"Oh, Yeah Mom, your right, if those fell on the floor that would look a little funny"
***If he only new***