WARNING: This is a long one...
If your family or friend, I think this will give you a chuckle. For others, you may not be as amused, feel free to find a more enjoyable post!
I have a new friend in town and although we have lots of differences there are many similarities...One of them being our Husbands. Same name, Same weight struggles, Same stubbornness, and apparently they both like to make family agreements! Or should I say Make them and change them just a little.... hee hee
So,I got a note from this friend saying her Hubby was willing to be mostly Vegetarian, Start Exercising and lose weight. If he does all these things in a few months, then he gets to go on a trip away from the family and get some rest. He's still pondering and has changed his terms through out the day, but the fact that he is even thinking about it is amazing.
Soooo I walk up stairs after seeing that note early this morning and told my Hubby about hers... Mine listened and then walked away. Came back a few minutes later and said "I'll become Vegetarian if I can get an Xbox 360"
REALLLYYYYY??? For a year? "Oh, No thats too long" OK Then!
About 2 hrs later he calls me at work and says he's been thinking about this deal and what if we make it "3 months"... Fine, I tell him I'll agree to 3 months but only if he exercises every week also and eats totally vegetarian. He says, NO, the demands are too strong!
So time passes.... phone rings... another deal... another decline. Time passes... Another phone call....Until finally we are at dinner.
He's so proud of himself, he says he went an entire day being totally Veg just to see if he could do it. And he's ready to make a deal. He says, it wasn't so bad, not eating meat all day wasn't so bad.... He goes on and on about the trust factor and how if he says hes going to do something that he is going to do it... And He can be vegetarian no problem.... 10 minutes later....I asked what he ate for lunch today and I hear "Aw, Man!! I had a sandwich at work with cheese & slices of turkey"
So we can see how his first day of Veg'ness went! ha ha
But he still wants to make a deal, and he wants to go get his Xbox 360 tonight.... EXCUSE ME? "You have to live up to your end of the bargain and then get one"
"OH NO" he says "I'm not waiting 3 months to get it, I want it now,then I'll do three months from today forward"
FINE - NOW KEEP IN MIND, I HAVE REALLY SAID NOTHING ALL DAY, EXCEPT WHAT MY FRIENDS FAMILY WAS DOING. AND HIS MIND HAS BEEN WORKING ON THIS PLOY EVER SINCE.
We get to the car and he brings it up again. I said, "just decide what you want to do and I'll back you up"
Longer story short, he decides to wait and see if someone sends it to him in the mail? Hmm? Maybe that ice storm hitting the united states this year will also freeze hell over and he'll get that Xbox in the mail.
He gets home to find his Mom's package arrived without an Xbox in it... *surprise, surprise*
Comes out a little later and brings the whole "deal" up again..."Alright" he says! "What if I exercise 3 days a week for 20 minutes minimum, and eat totally vegetarian for 3 months" He then asks the following questions:
- What if I do eat meat
- Well what if I eat it by mistake and don't know it (and he gives a scenario)
- Ok what if there is a craving?
And then he says, "If I do this, I'm still going to eat cheese" OK, was my reply... And he says "I'm still going to eat junk food too" OK, I reply again... "And I also want the game Halo 3...."
Think he's getting a little Cocky for a guy that couldn't even avoid a sandwich with turkey. but more power to him...
Finally he goes to sleep and there is no more talking about this whole deal. But I can tell you it was a very fun day. I'm so glad my friend told me her story and all that has happened since.
We'll see what hubby says tomorrow. I have a feeling this thing isn't going to go away until there is a commitment made and at that point, I have a feeling there will be some very funny blog posts!
I'm thinking of making a sign for hubby to wear around town that says... "Will go Veg for Xbox"
By the way, do you know how much those things are? Geesh!