I was giving Veg a hug yesterday when he started to climb up toward my shoulders to see if he could reach the ceiling..... HELLO, THOSE AREN'T STAIRS, Buddy!!
Hubby grabs him and brings him back down to the floor and says, "Be careful, you can hurt Mommy"
Veg says "Don't worry Dad, I can't hurt her.. She has fluffy cushions up there with a couple of nubbins"
Geesh... I wish they were still fluffy, but thats a whole other post!