This is what my son said to me when I picked him up from school today...
"Mom, I have a great idea! What if we make our house in to two houses. You get the bottom half and I'll stay on the top half with my Dad. This way when I need anything like food, or hugs, or stories read, or when I'm sick, or something, I'll just push a button and you can be there.... But the rest of the time if I don't push the button then you can live in your house, and me and Daddy will live in the other one"
<Well why would you want that?> I asked?
"Because if I stay on Daddy's side of the house then I can play as many video games as I want and he lets me watch Star Wars.. and you won't even know a bit about it"
NICE---- Glad the kid has his priorities straight.... And by the way... Daddy is sooooo busted!