I think only my Mom will think this is funny, but since I type this blog for her anyway, here it goes....
My Very mature child called his Dad a "Stinky Cheese Head".... My more Mature Husband replied back with "Yeah, well your a moldy cheese head"
So the mature child says "Yeah, well at least I can eat your stinky cheese because it doesn't have mold"
And the More mature Hubby says "No you can't eat it, because cheese is made out of dairy"
Then my Very Smart child that always says exactly the right things (not always, but you know what I mean)... says.... "Yes I can, because your a vegetarian, so your cheese is made out of Soy"
Sorry.... I thought this was too funny! And the fact that it shut them both up, made it just perfect!