Sorry, I'm not sure what has come over me.... maybe it is my lack of lunch time walking today, maybe its the weather... I dunno...but I have some more thoughts that I must get off my chest... (besides my Mom is needing some smiles this week).... For you NeeNee!
- Why do we say "Get it off my chest?" Pretty sure my thoughts aren't on my chest.. if they were I wouldn't have enough room for all of them..
- Why, if you eat something in the bed, there are ALWAYS crumbs. Even if it is an apple? Where do the bed crumbs come from? (say that 3 times real fast?)
- How come when your nursing a baby, they decide that is the perfect time to exercise their neck muscles and pop off just in time for your super soaker to hit the wall across the road?
- Why do we always say "I'm Sorry" when you hear someone is sick. Its not like you made them sick? We have nothing to be sorry about... I guess it would be bad to say "Wow, that stinks"
- I wonder at what point people using oxygen to help them breath decide it would be a good time to stop smoking?
- If Artificial Sweeteners are making people fat, then why do people trying to loose weight think they are a good idea?
- Where does that hole in our lip come from when trying to drink sometimes... The other 5Million times I had a drink there was no hole?
- When humans drink something really cold, really fast, they get "Brain Freeze"... Knowing this, why do humans still drink cold things really fast?
- You would think after the 500th hair ball, a cat would stop eating its fur. Just sayin' that doesn't look fun.
- Is it just me, or do other people always brush their teeth like their studying for a test before going to the dentist. As if your going to get a bad grade or something.
- Why are they just called Jogging bras? What are you supposed to wear if your jumping rope? I've never seen a jumping rope or playing hop scotch with your kids Bra. Seems they should be called "No Slap'em" Bras... Then its universal... Keep the girls from slapping the face, that is the main objective, right?
OK, think I will stop now..... Man I'm in a mood of random'ness today.... Anyone else?