Out for a walk/jog today by myself, minding my own business.... talking on the cell phone (before jogging part) to my Mom, when suddenly I was pulled over by a Policeman on a Motorcycle...
Now this was strange for two reasons...
A - I've never been pulled over by a Motorcycle Cop
B - I was walking along a paved walking trail with no road in site, and was surely not over the speed limit?
Is there a speed limit on walking trails?? I dunno.... But apparently they were looking for someone in a Green shirt with a pony tail and talking on a cell phone on that very trail at that very moment.... They thought it was me?
While I did fit that description, I suppose... They said I wasn't the person after learning my name and they took off.. Myself and another jogger were quite perplexed at this whole situation...as we watched more of these policeman go by. My poor Mom on the phone was now in a panic.....
Later down the trail, I found out that they were looking for someone that hurt themselves on that trail and not a bad guy. The hurt person had called 911 but they couldn't find her.... About 20 minutes later, I heard and saw an ambulance driving past, so I know they found her and I just hope that she was alright. Whomever she may be....
As if that stop wasn't odd enough....
Now for the bug..... I opened the door tonight to let the dogs out, and this giant thing flew past my head and went down stairs.... "OH NO, I just let something really big in the house" I yelled to hubby.... Seriously I was thinking BAT!! Hubby gets all fussy and puffs up his feathers about letting bugs in the house this late at night...
I told him, that a bug wasn't my concern at this point, I was really thinking BAT... I just saw a giant wingspan....that's all I know....
So we turn on all the lights and go on the search for this critter... We have Veg's butterfly net and so of course he comes running out of his room....
As I'm walking back up stairs I feel something land on my head.... I screamed really I screamed... as in really really loud scream... like a girl freaking out that something was stuck in her hair kind of scream...
"I THINK ITS ON MY HEAD"
Hubby says "Well get it off???"
"NO, YOU GET IT OFF" I scream "WHAT IS IT"..... He runs over and starts cracking up... I mean laughing so hard he almost falls on the floor... Veg is Cracking up... everyone is laughing but me.
"WILL SOMEONE GET THIS THING OFF MY HEAD" I am not laughing... and feeling the wings hitting my brain... it was stuck in my hair... OH did the boys think it was funny....I however will have nightmares for the next month at least....
Hubby takes the net and scoops the critter off my head... I am told it was a giant Locust per hubby... and he DID use the word giant.. I'm not exaggerating...... But we got no pictures... Of course Hubby now wishes he got the whole thing on Video... I AM glad he did not...
All I know is that it was Florescent Green, it's body was the length of the butterfly net and its wings while fluttering in my hair were the width of my skull....
Sure am glad it wasn't a Bat though... *smile*