Just because:
- Why is it called J-Walking... It doesn't look like a "J" when I cross the street?
- Where does the sneeze go, when it gets lost? Ah Ah AH AH. CHhhh...... never mind.....Where does the Ooooo go?
- Why do we say Time Flies... I've never seen a real flying clock?
- How come when a 4 Way Red light isn't working, it only blinks red on two sides and blinks yellow on the other two sides? Thought they were supposed to be 4 way stops... I guess its good, if your going the way of the yellow. But if your going the way of the red... STUCK!
- Isn't it great when we have to change the clocks back an hour, we get an extra hour sleep... Unless we have children.
- How come when I'm looking for something I need to buy, I can never find it? But when I can't buy something, THERE IT IS!
- They created the ability for running water in our homes. They created the ability for multiple sources in a home to use that running water at the same time.... Why oh Why, did they not put in a little piece during that creation to make me not burn my buns in the shower if the sink is on in the kitchen?
- Try to say Grey Green Juice three times real fast...
And on that note... Happy Monday.. and Welcome to November!