I didn't I get a chance to post yesterday... Then it would have been Random thought Monday.. But it wasn't because, well... I didn't post, that's why. And so today, I am.... and it's Tuesday....
In case you were wondering, that is why the title says "Random Thought Tuesday"! Now that we have that cleared up... lets move on, shall we.
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Scenario: Sunday morning, open up the newspaper to find a folding Ad for a Big Store Super Market. On the front, the Ad says "Look inside to find 20 things that help with cold and flu"
Verdict: Open the Ad, Hey, I'll bite... Why does it have 20 different medications and fake supplements, instead of Fruits, Vegetables, and Herbals that can truly assist?
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How come when I take a Cup full of Green Smoothie to a work meeting, the people at the table look at me funny? But when I add Blueberries they all ask about my delicious looking Chocolate drink?
Apparently the Blueberries and Spinach combo made dark brown which looked like chocolate. And everyone thought it would be perfectly normal to have a 32 oz cup of chocolate in the morning without concern.
But when they found out what was in my Non-Chocolate cup of goodness, they didn't say another word and continued to look at me like I was odd.
I wouldn't have it any other way!
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Why is it that when Hubby "puts things away" they are just moved to a different location across the same table or counter where they were before? Is that just me, or did it come in the handbook?
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I wear socks all day long, how does dirt get UNDER my toenails?
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If a computer was born Jewish would Chicken soup help its Virus? My work computer was sick today and this thought popped in my head, because Elderberry did nothing.
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If a A Simple comfortable wand of an ultrasound with some jelly can see through my skin, bones, cartilage, fat, fluid, and organs, then find a baby, go through it's skin and bones... just to find its heart beat go pitter patter.......
WHY IN THE WORLD, does it take a 5000 pound Pneumatic Press to mash a boob in to a pancake just to see a lump under a thin layer of skin..
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How can my dog have oily fur and flaky skin at the same time? Seems the oil would moisturize the skin, but not so much.
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Why do we say "Super Market"? Is it really Super? Should it have a big <S> symbol on the front.
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Why do guys say that Girls have a "RACK"? If someone tried to hang a towel on my Rack, it would hit the floor faster then they could say "Rack"..... I think the name "Deflated Balloons" would be much more appropriate.
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Why is it, that while gaining weight, we start to get the inner leg rub.. You know, that embarrassing "swish" while walking. And then we loose weight, our jeans start to sag and the "Swish" comes back. That's just MEAN!
While it is true that women gain weight in their thighs when breast feeding, to store up fat to make the milk....Could someone please tell my thighs, that I don't plan to make any more milk EVER, and there is no need to keep storing up fat.
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Since I've switched to a more Raw Vegan diet, I have no monthly visit painful symptoms or swelling. This also means, I have NO warning signs... Would be nice if the Ol' Bod could send me some Morris code or something... beep, beeeeeep, beeeeeeeepppp....
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Hubby asks Veg to say Grace... so Veg says "GRACE"....Because he does what he is told..Hubby gets aggravated, and this happens every night. You would think at some point Hubby would change the question? Just Sayin'!
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If you read the front of a package and it says "Made with Artificial ingredients", Do you ever wonder what those are? Oh, now I must break in to song.....
Twinkle Twinkle Little junk
How I wonder where you got the funk
Posted on the label so bright
Have some synthetics in your dinner tonight
Twinkle Twinkle Little Junk
No thanks, I don't want your Funk
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And on that sweet lullaby note, I shall say good night.....
Happy Tuesday!