Vegmom Moments

BACK TO SCHOOL AGAIN

Originally written and posted 8/3/2006....  So in anniversary of my 1st day Poem, I shall re-post today.. afterall it is back to school time again... Only 3 years later!  so crazy!

1ST DAY POEM

 

 

1ST DAY POEM

1ST DAY OF SCHOOL

YOU HUG THEM, LOVE THEM

TEACH THEM ALL YOU KNOW,

FEED THEM AND CLOTHE THEM

GET THEM READY TO GO.

HOPE AND PRAY THEY'LL BE OK,

AS THEY LEAVE YOUR ARMS THAT MORN.

YOU CARRY THEM WITH YOU IN YOUR HEART

AS YOU DID WHEN THEY WERE BORN...

TODAY'S THE DAY, THEY 1ST START SCHOOL,

LOTS OF NEW THINGS TO DO

WAVE GOOD BYE ONE LAST TIME

AND BLOW A KISS OR TWO.

AS THE DAY PASSES YOU THINK OF THEM SO

AND WONDER ABOUT THEIR DAY

BUT SOON THEIR BACK IN YOUR ARMS

WITH LOTS OF THINGS TO SAY!

THE 1ST DAY OF SCHOOL ONLY HAPPENS ONE TIME

SO ENJOY IT IF YOU CAN

BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YEARS WILL PASS,

AS THE BOY BECOMES A MAN!

Thought up and Written by a VegMom with Love

POOPY POEM

POTTY  #2 TRAINING

Poopy Poopy On The Pot

First we wait and then we Squat

Will it come out?  I just don't know

Read a book and maybe so..

Nope Not yet, so wait some more

This Potty stuff is such a chore..

You can do it, we all say

Please Let it out, some time today

Push & Squeeze, and Rock a bit

Stand up, Sit down, & Throw a fit

Finally, the poop comes out

HIP HIP HOORAY, WE ALL SHOUT

Wipe, then flush, and wash with soap

Next time will go faster "we can hope"...

*SMILE*

Thought up and written by a Vegmom

N.A.P April 2, 2006

AGING MOMMY RAP

I couldn't sleep last night for some reason, and while laying there, this little silly thing popped in my head.  Even if your not a Mommy, I almost think anyone can relate to this or know someone that can.   Its a rhyme, but think of a rapping tune while reading it so you get the full of effect.

AGING CHANGING MOMMY

HIPS ARE SHIFTIN', BELLY'S JIGGLIN'

AND YOUR BOOBS NO LONGER POINT UP..

TOT RUNNING ROUND, SCREAMING MOMMY

AND DRINKING FROM A SIPPY CUP!

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AIN'T HAD LOVIN' SINCE WHO KNOWS WHEN,

AND PRIVACY IS OUT THE DOOR..

IF YOUR GOIN' SOMEWHERE, BETTER PACK THE HOUSE

EVERYTHING IS SUCH A CHORE!

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GO OFF TO WORK OR STAY HOME AND CLEAN

YOUR CHOICES AREN'T MUCH FUN,

LOOK ALL AROUND AT THE END OF THE DAY

AND YOU AINT GOT NUTHIN DONE!

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YOU GOT DIMPLES IN YOUR THIGHS WHERE MUSCLE USED TO BE,

AND YOUR BACK COULD BE WEARING A BRA

YOU MIGHT SHAVE YOUR LEGS IF YOU GET THE TIME

BUT FOR NOW THEY FEEL LIKE STRAW!

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YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE YOU PUT YOUR PHONE,

YOUR WALLET OR YOUR KEYS.

YOU'D REALLY LIKE TO EXERCISE,

BUT CAN HARDLY BEND YOUR KNEES!

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CONSIDERED ANTIQUE IF SOLD ON EBAY

AND YOUR CLOTHES ARE GETTING SNUG

YOUR AN AGING MOMMY, NOT MUCH YA CAN DO

SO SMILE HERE'S A HUG........

Thought up and written by a Vegmom

N.A.P March 13 2006

BEDTIME POEM

BEDTIME

Bedtime bedtime where does it start

With a kiss and a hug to warm your heart

Brush their teeth, and change those clothes

Hop in bed and cover up the toes

A prayer, a tuck and the lights go out

Not one more drink, so now we pout

Not one more snack, not one more book

Time for bed, not one more look

Close those eyes, and drift off to sleep

No more words, not one more peep

No more games, no more tears

But yes we have to calm the fears

Will there be sleep at all tonight?

Good Question, possibly there might...

House is quiet, sleep has begun

Goodnight for real, bedtime is done!

Thought up and written by:

A Vegmom

N.A.P 3/4/2006

A MOMMY POEM

This came to me on my way in to work this morning, and I actually remembered it until getting home!!  Thought I'd throw it on here, since the title kinda matches the blog.

"ENJOY THE MOMMY MOMENTS"

You find out your pregnant, what a joyous day....  Your body grows & shifts along the way.

You start feeling movement, a kick or a punch..... May not get sleep if baby didn't like your lunch.

Contractions start, Birthday is near... A few more days till baby is here.

He greets the world with one last push....A tear, a smile and a pat on the tush.

Bundle of joy, Sweet as can be....diapers, and feeding, visitors to see

Holding his head up to look all around....putting toes in mouth to see what he's found

Learning new things every day...Crawling then walking & words to say.

Letters, Numbers and colors too....painting, and reading, every-thing's new.

He's all grown up, time passes too fast....enjoy every moment, they just don't last !!!

Thought up and written by:

A Vegmom

N.A.P 2/1/2006